There was an “Adobe Updater”
Who’s button said “Update me later”.
Whenever we’d work,
It popped up like a jerk.
And so we are “Updater” haters!

And the rest of the Adobe limericks at:

http://bonfx.com/15-top-graphic-design-limericks-for-your-amusement/

But I shall amuse you with one more:

Adobe the Great was a giant
To whom all it’s slaves was defiant:
“While charging more price,
I’ll make things less nice!”
And to this day all are compliant.